what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Yo momma is SO black.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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