Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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God

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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82

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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