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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

hi michael

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

guess what chicken butt

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

asian, do math

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Six million.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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