Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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