- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A baby seal walks into a club...

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

No

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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