How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Teen pregnancy

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Rebecca Black

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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I can Nazi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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