A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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dj miky

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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