What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Hi

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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