What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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I am a real homosexual

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

your all shit at jokes

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

SAY

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

the WNBA

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Brittney Spears

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

jokes r dumb

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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