- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

I love boobs

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Josh kissing a girl

Women's Golf

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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