What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Goat balls.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anti Joke

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