Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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