Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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your fat

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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