What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Popsicles

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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