A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

In Soviet Russia its very cold

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

You're on fire.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Your mother is so fat.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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