Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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