- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...