What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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