Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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