what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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i committed murder

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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hello

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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