- Anti Joke

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life