What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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a. why? b. because

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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