- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Gingers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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