- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

George Bush.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Alex Gedrose.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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