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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

kennah campion... being nice

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

David Cameron

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Knock Know! Come in!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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