what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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My Boyfriend

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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