- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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