What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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