So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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Creationism.

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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