A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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mental kid

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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