- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Elizabeth Warren

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

I grunt when I poop.

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