Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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