- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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