Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Sarah Palin

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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