OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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