- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A black person walks out of KFC

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

The Moon Landing.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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