yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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That's what SHE said!

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Women's Rights

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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which one is easiest

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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