what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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