- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

YOU

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

FIONN'S LIFE

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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