Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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A man sat on a chair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Laugh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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