- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

THE GAME.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Colby Michael Schluter

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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