- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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