my shift key is broken1

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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A Fat Kenyan

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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