Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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