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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Top Gear USA

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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