- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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