why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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