Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Penisland

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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