- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Patriarchy.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Do your parents know you're gay?

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