Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What just hit my face? The floor

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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